Why the decision to "get in shape" never pans out for me.
- Me: Alright, it's time to get in shape for summer. I'm going to start going to the gym a few times a week and eating healthier.
- Me: I really want some ice cream. Okay, I'm still going to get in shape I'm just going to eat whatever I want and go to the gym EVERY DAY.
- Me: I don't feel like going to the gym today. I'm still going to get in shape I'm just going to eat REALLY HEALTHY and not worry about working out.
- Me: I want another slice of pizza.
